Things That Will Make ’90s Kids Feel Old

If you’re a ’90s kid I have good news for you:  You’re still young.  But I also have bad news for you:  You’re not going to be young for much longer.  In fact, I know a few things that’ll make you FEEL old.  And I’m only happy to share them:

1.  Things that are now 20 years old include the shows “Roswell” and “Angel”, and the movies“Cruel Intentions”, “10 Things I Hate About You”, “She’s All That” and “American Pie”.

2.  “Friends” is 25 . . . and so is GREEN DAY’s “Dookie” album.

3.  If Bart Simpson aged like a regular person, he’d be 40 years old now.

4.  In three years, DESINTY’S CHILD will be eligible for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

5.  MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR is older today than DENNIS HASKINS was when he started playing Mr. Belding on “Saved by the Bell” . . . which turned 30 this year.

6.  “Jurassic Park”, “Mrs. Doubtfire”, and “Hocus Pocus” were all released closer to the Moon landing than they were to today.  (Check out more here.)