Look, when the heart wants a chalupa, the heart’s going to do crazy things to get that chalupa.
The Minnesota Department of Public Safety just released some data from last month, when the cops did a special crackdown on speeding and reckless driving. They gave out 14,611 speeding tickets . . . but one really stands out.
And it’s the ticket that went to a guy who was busted for doing 99 miles-per-hour because he was, quote, “trying to make it to Taco Bell before it closed.”
Unfortunately, because the cop pulled him over, we’re guessing he missed the window.