A Guy Still Doesn’t Know Who Won the Election, and Says It’s Great

A guy in Brunswick, Georgia named Joe Chandler got invited to an election night party earlier this month.  But he didn’t want to deal with the stress of it, and went to bed early.

So when he woke up the next morning, he still didn’t know who won.  And it was such a calm feeling that he decided to KEEP it that way.  So to this day, he STILL doesn’t know who won.

He’s been avoiding TV and social media.  He wears headphones when he goes out, so he doesn’t hear people talking about it.  And he wears a SIGN on his chest that says, “I don’t know who won, and don’t want to.  Please don’t tell me.”

He told a reporter that it’s like being in the eye of a hurricane where it’s totally calm.  And he hasn’t been stressed out at all for the past two weeks.

He won’t reveal who he voted for, but says he didn’t like either option.  And he wants to go the full FOUR YEARS without finding out who won.

He doesn’t think that’s realistic though.  So he might have a party soon, and wants his friends to come up with a creative way to tell him.